As an Irish-American who was particularly active in his youth, I discovered a sad truth. The next British woman who is tight will be the first. They’re born big, and I suspect men are built proportionately to their women in any group.

I then discovered the wonderful world of Slavic women (my wife is Polish, Goralka from near Zakopanie). Working in a large Polish speaking factory for years, I discovered two things about eastern European women.

First,they are attracted to supervisors, dominant males, especially if said supervisors are educated, kindly, and cultured men.

Second, they are blindingly tight and physically very strong.

The sex is amazing, lasting hours, and containing enough fireworks to light up the Fourth of July and Guy Fawkes Day combined.

After leaving the company, I continued the addiction, sampling Russian, Ukrainian, Lithuanian, and Czech women. I found the physical aspects to be similar for all of them.

But, I must say the Polish and Lithuanian women were by far the best in terms of womanliness, wanting to make a home, being wonderful mothers and affectionate wives.

When I was old enough to think with something beside the small head, I went and married a Professor’s daughter from southern Poland, and things have worked out marvellously.

Southern Italian women are not as tight as eastern European women, but are noticably smaller internally than British women. They also have a very consistant trait I found enjoyable. Their vaginal muscles are very strong, and their contractions are both powerful and enjoyable.

But, with sufficient practice, I notice most women become stronger, and I enjoy the superior personality and generally much better looks of Polish women.

When I stop by the local Irish club, I notice the younger Irish fellows with Polish wives have a new baby about every year, and everyone involved seems very happy. Except possibly some of the younger Irish women.

Oh well not my guy! was wondering too why most of my Polish girl friends here prefer man from asia. I am an asian and if I may say, there is no sense of this survey i guess. That is why maybe we paid a lot here..heheh! Maybe, they had great time measuring those so called penises. It must be an exciting job..may i apply? hahhaha

Let me measure it again for verification….heheh

And what were the research methods used there? Bordello exit poll, street surveys? “Pardon, sir, how long are you?” It’s probable the “stud-ee” reveals there are fewer braggarts in Poland then elsewhere. One’s gotta have balls to say truth about their associate, huh.

Scandinavian lengths just don’t make sense, taken the climate. (I’d see the Italian and African thing truer, then.) And Germans fight facts with counterpropaganda. To great lengths they go.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some tape measuring to do.