It is a known phenomenon that many Polish women have foreign boyfriends and husbands. However only few Polish men have foreign girlfriends and wives. Many people have wondered why.Now we might have come to a possible explanation. As paper revealed today, an EU study has found that Polish men have have, on average, the smallest penises in the European Union.
The EU has issued an official law regarding penis sizes, finding there are SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE. The EU penis measure starts at 14.1 cm erect (small), medium penises start at 16.1 and large at 18.1. The study by European Society for Sexual Medicine was conducted on 50,000 men across the EU and has found that 10% of European men have penises smaller then 14.1. 66% say they have a medium size penis.
Apparently largest penises are to be found among Scandinavian and Italian men, reaching even 25 cm erect. Poles occupy one of the last places on the list, losing even with Germany.
The study was however based not on measurements but on surveys, and we just as well could have just found out Scandinavians and Italians are the biggest liars in the EU:)
But don’t panic. For men who are unhappy with their size, sexologist Lew Starowicz advises having sex more frequently. As any unused body organ decreases in strength and size.
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Much ado about nothing! Is it what EU taxes are spent on? Should we expect yet another all-European standard? Oh my lol.
And what were the research methods used there? Bordello exit poll, street surveys? “Pardon, sir, how long are you?” It’s probable the “stud-ee” reveals there are fewer braggarts in Poland then elsewhere. One’s gotta have balls to say truth about their associate, huh.
Scandinavian lengths just don’t make sense, taken the climate. (I’d see the Italian and African thing truer, then.) And Germans fight facts with counterpropaganda. To great lengths they go.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some tape measuring to do.
Let me lol first..hahah!
Oh well not my guy! was wondering too why most of my Polish girl friends here prefer man from asia. I am an asian and if I may say, there is no sense of this survey i guess. That is why maybe we paid a lot here..heheh! Maybe, they had great time measuring those so called penises. It must be an exciting job..may i apply? hahhaha
Let me measure it again for verification….heheh
LOL. Where do you find these articles!
Re Ai: A woman with a tape measure in her hand… is there anything more likely to cause *ahem* shrinkage?
Nobody metiones the other side of the coin, especially with British women. Celtic women (Irish, Scot, Welsh, Breton, Gallego, and about 60% of the English, especially in the west) carry their children four weeks longer than other ethnic groups. Irish women have the longest pregnancies in the world.
As an Irish-American who was particularly active in his youth, I discovered a sad truth. The next British woman who is tight will be the first. They’re born big, and I suspect men are built proportionately to their women in any group.
I then discovered the wonderful world of Slavic women (my wife is Polish, Goralka from near Zakopanie). Working in a large Polish speaking factory for years, I discovered two things about eastern European women.
First,they are attracted to supervisors, dominant males, especially if said supervisors are educated, kindly, and cultured men.
Second, they are blindingly tight and physically very strong.
The sex is amazing, lasting hours, and containing enough fireworks to light up the Fourth of July and Guy Fawkes Day combined.
After leaving the company, I continued the addiction, sampling Russian, Ukrainian, Lithuanian, and Czech women. I found the physical aspects to be similar for all of them.
But, I must say the Polish and Lithuanian women were by far the best in terms of womanliness, wanting to make a home, being wonderful mothers and affectionate wives.
When I was old enough to think with something beside the small head, I went and married a Professor’s daughter from southern Poland, and things have worked out marvellously.
Southern Italian women are not as tight as eastern European women, but are noticably smaller internally than British women. They also have a very consistant trait I found enjoyable. Their vaginal muscles are very strong, and their contractions are both powerful and enjoyable.
But, with sufficient practice, I notice most women become stronger, and I enjoy the superior personality and generally much better looks of Polish women.
When I stop by the local Irish club, I notice the younger Irish fellows with Polish wives have a new baby about every year, and everyone involved seems very happy. Except possibly some of the younger Irish women.
Haha, that’s rubbish. Polish guys have the largest penises I’ve ever witnessed (Swedes here and most foreigners here are very average or even small in general), and the Polish are terribly good looking men. They do date a lot of foreign women (many pay visits to Stockholm and Oslo for their grand tours of Europe as they do a fair amount of traveling, and many of us girls here have dated them, as well as other foreigners). I don’t believe that more Polish women go for guys outside than men, but if it is true it could be explained by the fact that many Polish guys have no interest in most women outside of the Polish as they are very beautiful, and also Catholic. Also, since women often go for money more than men in the opposite sex, it is possible that because Poles are not as wealthy as Western Europeans, you will see this phenomenon. When things even out, or the Poles outdo most of Europe economically (they already have an impressive GDP, and the only positive GDP growth last year in Europe), then you may see a reversal. But that may just be marriage, and I don’t believe it. I have a few friends which have married their Polish lovers. I spoke to many women through hostels, and many absolutely love the Polish men just like many of us here in Scandinavia.
So I say, skål/nazdrovie to Polish kielbasa! 🙂
Skal, sweet and not so short. 🙂
I’m a 5’9″ aussie polish descendant with nordic looks, and when i bar up,i can measure out to eight inches. If i pull it left to me whilst erect,measures just under 10″.From my mushroom tip to the bottom of base,easilly measures 10″ on the backside of my prick. So the survey the eu conducted, admits was not taking proper measurements, but the word of these penise owners.I’m a small polish man to comparison to some polish dudes i’ve seen showering at camp whilst i was younger.these polish dudes in the survey must not have had full erections so therefore the survey the eu conducted is bogus.
Hi my ancestors are from poland both my mom and dad. This articles is fake my penis is 20.4 cm so dont stereotype when you dont know.
Ya article is so untrue, I’m polish, and even tho I’m only 6.5 in. In length which is not gigantic, I make up for it width, 7 inches..so if I leave many girls very plesased at the end of the night I must not have a problem lol
Im 100% Polish and im not small at all… From the ## ur givin here, im considered a giant than……
I play basketball with polish men. Try showering with a 6″3 Polak with his often uncircumcised huge penis dangling and you will find out for yourself. Those suckers are giant!
Since when is any of of what you say a well known fact? I.e. polish women and foreign boyfriends, or polish men and foreign girlfriends? There’s no data to support what you write. In other words, what you write is only a result of your flawed reasoning. Perhaps try a different area.
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I’m 16 years old and my penis is already 6.8″ long and 2″ wide. So by the time I’m 25, I’m gonna be ripping the wife, mother and sister of whoever wrote this article 🙂
And yeah, I am from Poland
Im Polish and Im not small, it doesn’t even make sense every dude in Poland is super tall. Im 8 inches x 6.5 un Around REAL INCHES from bone to tip. My wife can testify and i can make a picture with a metal ruler. I just don’t believe that my country is that small. 8 inches, and not from the bottom from the base i would be 9.5 inches. Its mind-blowing, if these numbers are true then hats off to my family tree. I would be 20.47cm long. All this time i was avoiding joining sports, and it turns out im hung like a horse, all this time i was using real inches. It was my thought everyone was like 7 inches. Hell im 6 inches flaccid. I’m going to be less oppressive to my di*k from now on because it turns out im like 1 in 200 looking at these shitty numbers.
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I’m Polish and my dick is about 12cm
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This is not true. You can Google actual statistics. Polish men have one of the biggest average penises in the world. Why would someone lie about this?